Look, I just have to reiterate that this comic is not autobiographical. Okay? I’m not saying this is me, okay? I’m not saying I feel this way. This is not a cry for help. I am quite confident in my talents as a writer. I mean, I have huge talents. Talents that last forever. Okay? My talents are bigger than your talents. What, you don’t believe me? Alright, fine. Let’s measure. Whip your talents out. Yes, right here. Someone grab a ruler. Push it down at the base. At the base. No, you’re not doing it right. It’s gotta be snug at the base. No, I don’t care if your talents are curved!