UPSET ABOUT THE SPORTSBALL PLAYER NOT STANDING FOR THE FLAG? WANNA SHOW HOW YOU FEEL? WANT TO ATTRACT WOMEN AND KEEP THOSE COMMUNISTS AWAY FROM YOUR PURE PATRIOTIC FORM?
WE HAVE THE PERFECT SHIRT FOR YOU!!
Zop & Zep 2016 understand how you earthians feel. In a show of support for all the people who are upset about things, we are introducing our Ultimate Star-Flag Muscle Flag Shirt Flag! This all organic, sustainably raised, mercifully killed flag shirt flag is free range, cage free and grass fed. Now you can feel good about wearing your nation’s flag as you show off how hard you have worked in the gym. Using our special breeding program, we can now offer you this flag shirt flag with more than 50 stars!! A better value per star than your typical 50 star flag shirt flag.
Now available in large, extra-large, extra-extra-large because bigger is better and we are the betterest at being big. Make your wardrobe great again! Respect the flag by wearing it! Get your ultimate star-flag muscle flag shirt flag and own the ultimate fashion accessory!